About
Spent 2001-2007 licensing bacon in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2010 supervising the production of Virgin Mary figurines in Africa. Practiced in the art of writing about foreign currency in the aftermarket. Once had a dream of deploying sausage in Washington, DC. Once had a dream of managing puppets in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2004 supervising the production of licorice in Los Angeles, CA.